subspaceemissary: (Gossip Stones are douches)
2012-05-01 12:00 am
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NPC PROFILES - Gossip Stones

Gossip Stones

Boing-oing! Gossip stones are found all over Hyrule, and Smash Academy too, if you know where to look. When struck, these mystical stones will bounce around, pierce into your mind and divulge secrets and hints; which could be anything from the secret ingredient in the cafeteria's mystery meat, to Otacon pees himself a deep and mysterious clue about a character's very origins. (Note: please don't do something like that without a player's permission first.)

...They also tell you the time. In case there isn't a clock nearby.

subspaceemissary: <user name="nancy-fuk" site="livejournal.com"> (Nancy Love)
2008-07-31 12:00 am
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NPC PROFILES - Nancy Fuk

Nancy Fuk (formerly: [livejournal.com profile] nancy_fuk)

Once brought in for some good old fashioned bear wrestling in gym class, Nancy Fuk has since made a home at Smash Academy as the "lunch lady", serving delicious meals in the cafeteria everyday to anyone who's hungry. Nancy is an Ursaring with a laser eye and can be used for nearly any purpose, from the aforementioned bear wrestling, to instigating events, to providing a baby daddy plot hook, to simple cameos. He's all around a helpful bear. His personality is malleable, but has been mostly played as a "Silent Bob" of sorts.

subspaceemissary: <user name="ragewithnumbers" site="livejournal.com"> (Resetti DAMN YOU)
2008-05-19 12:00 am
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NPC PROFILES - Mr. Resetti

Mr. Resetti (formerly [livejournal.com profile] ragewithnumbers)

Mr. Resetti hails from the game Animal Crossing, and acts as the lead Truancy Officer in Smash Academy. He is renowned for tunneling through dirt, concrete, and, yes, even ceilings to catch someone breaking campus rules. As seen in Brawl, his personality ranges from irritable and lecture-y to explosive and angry, depending on the nature of the infraction. If you're faculty working with him--he's impossible to please. If you're a student, you really don't want to get caught past curfew or yelled at by this guy...